Part 1 of Anonymous Crankiplier Smut Oneshots The morning shit is-it’s not, like, a constant thing-I figured you don’t want me waking you up and having sex immediately.” Ethan had paused. I get horny when I get horny, I don’t know, I don’t time it. “We fuck at night because you’re never awake any other time.
We usually fuck at night.” “Morning wood, Nestor? Ever heard of it?” Mark jokes, but ultimately shrugs. “I always thought people got horny at night. “I feel like I spend half my day without you.” “You get horny in the mornings?” Ethan’s eyebrows had raised in mild surprise. “Sometimes I’m horny before you even wake up,” Mark sighs with faux-dramatics. like trust me VERY VERY consensual they talk about it so much beforehand.i think it technically qualifies anyway.
